Corn in my Coffee

Totally disturbed. We've been using those Nestle Creamer packets in our coffee all week. Usually I look at that stuff right away to see what the hell is in it, but it didnt occur to me until Suk mentioned they're non-dairy that maybe I should try to translate the spanish ingredients. Its hard enough sometimes with english to know whats in stuff because of the science speak but spanish?

Well, it was too easy. First Ingredient: CORN solids. AHHHHHHHHHH! I didn't need 3 years of spanish to get that. Shocking that everyone here, completely aside from genetics, is really lumpy(read fat) and dies at like 55.

I've been greasing my morning gut with fucking CORN. And probably a total of like I sat down and dumped a can of corn into my coffee sort of alot. Really frusterating considering how concientious i've tried to be here about what i'm eating/drinking. Obsessive? maybe, but hey--I feel great.

I'm off to take my frusteration out on the goal posts on the beach--one place I found to do pullups! It's fun, and i'm driving Suk nuts, scoping the whole resort out for places to pull off silly little stunts. I think the staff has been watching me carefully, afraid that i'll pull down one of the beach hust or something. Yesterday I traversed across the bridge that spans the pool, off the edge, no feet about 15 yards. It only said 'NO DIVING'. Take that all you Fat Ass americans. Also, who needs a sanding block? I've got the real thing.